RANDOM: I am a wizard. (+ creepypasta!)
Wow… the articles and reviews I’m working on are taking forever. And of course, instead of forcing myself to trudge through the last 30 pages of PLL Flawless, I took a 129 question long “what D&D character are you?” test. Hey, don’t judge me… I don’t know much about D&D, but I love using their alignments for my writing, as a ‘skeleton’ outline for characters.
As I answered the questions, all I could think was… wow, I’m even lamer than I thought! I was pretty much answering the ‘worst’ option for every question… yeah. |D
I guess I don’t really care for the ‘ability scores’, ‘race’ (according to the FAQ, pretty much everyone scores as human), or ‘class’ (lolwizard) but I pretty much took this test to know my ‘alignment’. I suspected Neutral, but Chaotic? lmfao. ❤ A lot of the questions were kind of ‘ummm’ to answer, like the ones where you had to chose which type of religion you preferred (with no ‘none’ option or ‘other’ option… eeek!). If you also take this test, let me know what you get and we can be happy geeks together! \o/
I Am A: Chaotic Neutral Human Wizard (2nd Level)
Chaotic Neutral A chaotic neutral character follows his whims. He is an individualist first and last. He values his own liberty but doesn’t strive to protect others’ freedom. He avoids authority, resents restrictions, and challenges traditions. A chaotic neutral character does not intentionally disrupt organizations as part of a campaign of anarchy. To do so, he would have to be motivated either by good (and a desire to liberate others) or evil (and a desire to make those different from himself suffer). A chaotic neutral character may be unpredictable, but his behavior is not totally random. He is not as likely to jump off a bridge as to cross it. Chaotic neutral is the best alignment you can be because it represents true freedom from both society’s restrictions and a do-gooder’s zeal. However, chaotic neutral can be a dangerous alignment because it seeks to eliminate all authority, harmony, and order in society.
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.
Wizards are arcane spellcasters who depend on intensive study to create their magic. To wizards, magic is not a talent but a difficult, rewarding art. When they are prepared for battle, wizards can use their spells to devastating effect. When caught by surprise, they are vulnerable. The wizard’s strength is her spells, everything else is secondary. She learns new spells as she experiments and grows in experience, and she can also learn them from other wizards. In addition, over time a wizard learns to manipulate her spells so they go farther, work better, or are improved in some other way. A wizard can call a familiar- a small, magical, animal companion that serves her. With a high Intelligence, wizards are capable of casting very high levels of spells.
Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus (e-mail)
Tomorrow, I’ll be posting my top 10 list of favorite tropes (via TV Tropes)! :’D …if I can stop myself from reading creepypasta. *why is this so addicting?!* I was checking it out via knowyourmeme and read The Girl in the Photograph example, and went ahead and read a few others like Pokemon Black, and Pokemon Lost Silver.
…dude, this stuff is AWESOME. I love the internet!!! /hopeless
Posted on 08/07/2011, in i know you don't care but, RANDOM and tagged creepypasta, d&d alignment, don't judge me..., Dungeons & Dragons, Pokemon (Creepy) Black, Pokemon Lost Silver, THEN WHO WAS PHONE?, what do you mean it's not awesome. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.