FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
Q: So, have you published a book yet?
Q: Okay. Well, I’m just saying it’s been a long time since you said you’d try.
A: Technically that isn’t a question.
Q: LOL — are you ever going to get published?
A: Let’s see YOU get a book published, asshat…
Q: lmfao I’m not the bitch who wants to be a writer! EPIC FAILLL
A: Fuck you! …and that’s not a question either!
(Why would I have a FAQ page? Why would you click on this? Why would you read this far??)